Today sucked

Today sucked
Yes, it did
Today sucked
ugh

Pick a Pocket

One time I was playing pool
A guy said, “Pick a pocket”
So I said, “Okay, corner pocket”
Then I stole his wallet

The 4th of July
Fireworks and dogs being scared
Mine shit on the floor

They say my life is bizarre
But that’s because I’m prone
To living in a fourth dimension
Known as The Twilight Zone

A trip to the ocean
reflections of blue
the soft, gentle motion
each morning anew

A vision of mystery
on horizon I see
a ship called “My Life”
awaiting for me

It beckons in tones
of foggy refrain –
a pirate’s reminder
of life lived in pain

So off to the future
away from the past
I sail on the ocean
intrepid at last

Nature finds the time
to even out the day
but man steps in with foolish mind
and gets in nature’s way

The beauty that she had
Behold- it’s lovely tone
is now made dark and ugly –
a shell of shattered bone

It seems like
every five minutes
you are criticizing
what is wrong
with the world

It’s always someone else
It’s always this group
or that group
or this law
or that law

I am sick of you
I am sick of you
I am sick of you
I am sick to death of you

Shoegaze on a Tuesday
the world spins
and I listen for hours
forgetting about what brought me here
in the first place

I remember that one time
Exposed tongue and all
How she smashed through me head
Like a big wrecking ball

I screamed, then I uttered
How atrocious is she?
So, could someone please turn
off the fucking tv

I had a drink with Marv
We talked of old times
The good times

Remember that time we went to Vegas?
Yeah
Remember the strippers?
Yeah, good times
And remember that time I killed you?

Marv and his silly, goofy grin
No man, I don’t remem…
and then he got a strange look on his face
…and dropped dead

The poison had done it’s job

Oh come on man, that was the best time of all